Freda Mooncotch member for 1 year 25 weeks Send a message

Something has happened to me and I feel as if I have had my head stuck in the clouds (or my ass) for the past 15 years of my life only to wake up to a very disappointing reality. I spent so much time trying to figure out What Love is and How Do You Know When You Are In It that I finally know what it isn't. And you must have some good negotiating skills in order to get what you want!

Okay, so all is fair in love and war, I get it. I am on board now with the game, it has taken me 15 years to get brought up to speed on the rules, and there is a Reversal of Roles that now has to be weighed into the factora as well, but I have finally arrived. I am not going to drop out of the game at this point. So, let the fun begin, but let's at least be truthful then. Let's be truthful about men and women, about our differences, about our sexual drives, about what it is really like out there in today's dating world. It is all well and good when the white elephant is standing in the living room and everyone pretends like he isn't there. We keep pretending that when a guy is sitting across from us at dinner and feeding us his bullshit that he really does like us, when in reality, he just wants to get laid. I noticed the white elephant this past week and I think it is time we talked about it.

Women, did you know that many, many men think we don't like sex? I know, I know, I was LMAO when I heard this from several men. That is the funniest line I have ever heard. When I actually hear it, I have to hold back my laughter and control my facial expressions so they don't get hurt. Ohhh or maybe God does have a sense of humor and they ended up with one of those woman who are "hot" and run around dressed in outfits screaming to the world, "ohh please look at me, notice how desirable and beautiful I am, I have such a nice body don't I? You want to touch me don't you, I will make all of your sexual dreams come true." Oh these men end up being the most miserable of them all. Their worst fears come true........she is a dud in the sack and it comes to light within the first year, if not soon after the marriage! It is a bittersweet revenge that the universe plays on such silly men. Hey, but at least she is "hot." You got to hand it to her, she is pretty clever woman. She doesn't have to have sex and she get's half if he leaves her. God does have a sense of humor!

Truth - what is happening here is that just like you tend to be "just not that into us" she has probably lost interest IN YOU. I know that is so hard to believe. I mean after the 100th time of you mistaking her asshole for her clitoris, or her belly button for her vagina is it any wonder that she doesn't want to have sex? Why instead she would prefer to read a trashy novel of a man who rips her clothes off and gives her multiple orgasms? At least when you are at work she can do it herself with Mr. Rabbit. Too harsh? You can't change something if you don't know it is broken.

Why does every man seem to think he is a Romeo? Why does every man think that after watching hours of porn he now has a degree in women's anatomy and really knows how to make her climax? Or that women really behave like that...........barking, screaming, flailing around on the bed like an epileptic who is having an attack? Seriously, let's get real here. I mean let's cut through all the nicey nice talk and bullshit and just tell it like it is. I mean, we women have had to sit and listen for decades about the man's erogenous zone, the importance of blow jobs, the importance of giving it to him when he wants it so he doesn't look for it somewhere else, oh yes, don't ever get old because he will trade you in for a younger model and starve yourself and stay in shape because.........blah blah blah. It is any wonder why there is so much backlash from women and their new found love for exchanging Mr. Right, Mr. Wrong and Mr. Right Now in for Mr. Rabbit?

I laugh at the thought that many men believe that no woman THEY have ever been with has possibly FAKED orgasms, shhhh….if they really knew the truth. Seriously, do they even care? I mean if I have been living in denial for the past 15 years only to have my bubble busted on how men really are, well then I think it is about time that everyone's bubble should be burst and we should all just really start getting honest with each other.

Truth is, all of my girlfriends who are divorced, miraculously have rediscovered their sexuality. It is amazing. They are like high school girls except they wield the power now and this time around they know what they want. They aren't looking for marriage, they aren't looking for the father of their children, they aren't looking for financial security........they just want to know two things.........I will leave that to your imagination.

All my girlfriends who are in their 30's are horny as hell. WE LIKE SEX. We like sex a lot, we just are getting revved up in our 30's and look for our Sex Drive Over 40! In fact, the truth is that most men can't keep up with our sexual drive (Sex Starved Wife!). It scares them. We finally arrive to that place in our life where our sex drives are in full gear only to be met with the disappointment that we have to hide it out of fear of scaring you off..............well the reality is........you need Viagra and we need Niagra! Our lives revolve around your ego. Don't tell him the truth because it will hurt him.....so we lie. I am done lying.

Why does a man think that faster and harder are always the way to a woman’s climax? It is actually anti-climatic. It is the way to her tonsils and IS NOT the yellow brick road.............she screams out of mere pain which falsely interpreted as an orgasm. When she is saying don't.........stop..........don't...........stop.............that is her way of politely telling you.......DON"T THAT HURTS YOU IDIOT, STOP NOW, hence the scream when you don't get it.

Ohhh the sad reality of it all……so disappointing. My mother never told me these things. Ahhh the fun has just begun. Many of us have completely dropped out of the game of love and have sworn off men completely, but many of us are just now catching on to the rules and like the younger generation of women, we are learning how to play them better than those who created them. So men, you better watch out because it won't be long before YOU are obsessed about what it is that WE want in an attempt to not be forever replaced by a cute mechanical toy called Mr. Rabbit and a cute, big eared dog for the cuddling afterward.